I steal people's souls and eat them.

Stole this from Hasan, who stole it from someone else.

Answer each question by putting your media player on random/shuffle and writing the title of the song:

1) How does the world see me? "Blood Red Summer" - Coheed & Cambria
2) Will I have a happy life? "Sugar, We're Goin' Down" - Fall Out Boy
3) What do my friends really think of me? "Never Gonna Find Me" - The Offspring
4) Do people secretly lust after me? "In Bloom" - Nirvana
5) How can I make myself happy? "Bat Country" - Avenged Sevenfold
6) What should I do with my life? "All My Life" - Foo Fighters
7) Why must life be so full of pain? "White Wedding Part I" - Billy Idol
8) How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Pieces" - Hoobastank
9) Will I ever have children? "Parrallel Universe" - The Red Hot Chili Peppers
10) Will I die happy? "The Boys of Summer" - The Ataris
11) What is some good advice for me? "Glycerine" - Bush
12) What is happiness? "Shut Up and Smile" - Bowling For Soup
13) What's my favorite fetish? "Elevation (Tomb Raider Mix)" - U2
14) How will I be remembered? "Somebody Told Me" - The Killers

I guess my playlist isn't as funny as Hasan's.